February 2009
21 posts
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Things I Wish I'd Been Told →
well, obviously.
Hiram: Okay, I got one. It's a thing.
Leah: Is it larger than a breadbox?
Hiram: Yes.
Chris: Does it have a wonder twin named Jan?
Hiram: No.
Chris: Oh, I know. Is it love?
Pride and Predator to give Jane Austen an extreme... →
Shaq Quotes →
i like tornado warnings getting cancelled.
...THE TORNADO WARNING FOR SOUTHWESTERN COLLIN AND SOUTHEASTERN DENTON COUNTIES IS CANCELLED... AT 946 PM CST THE SEVERE THUNDERSTORM THAT PROMPTED THE TORNADO WARNING WEAKENED AND WAS NO LONGER CAPABLE OF PRODUCING A TORNADO. THE TORNADO WARNING WAS CANCELLED.
National Weather Service Watch Warning Advisory Summary
Leah: I found a microwave over here so I can eat lunch now. And then I found a ping pong table! I feel like a treasure hunter.
Molly: Cool. So now you can play beer pong while you eat your lunch.
Leah: Yeah, or, you know, regular ping pong.
Molly: Oh yeah. I forgot about that one.
Watchkitty cam. i like kitties.
something i like: using words correctly
Twice in two days, I have heard someone use the phrase “to coin a phrase.” Only they didn’t mean they were creating a new phrase, they were using a boring, cliched one. People. Coining a phrase means you’re making a new one!
Also, a shocking number of people use the words “imply” and “infer” interchangeably. WHAT.
elephant poo paper roses →
these flowers are literally made out of elephant poop. if someone gave these to me, i would never again wonder if they really loved me.
In case of emergency: click here. →
Language: Adopt a Word to Save it From Extinction →
