March 2009
17 posts
What Makes This Paragraph so Great? →
donmilleris.com
Excellent post about what makes good writing.
“Sort of” is such a harmless thing to say. But after certain things, “sort of” means everything. Like “I love you” or “You’re going to live.”
— Demetri Martin
reason i like living in GA number 9
When you fill out online forms and you have to put what state you’re from, you can just tab to the pull-down menu and hit G instead of scrolling around. I bet this feature has saved me around maybe 12 minutes in my entire life, which I am saving for I don’t know what, doing something awesome. I’ll probably document it and let you know.
I was bummed when I moved to Texas and discovered Tennessee came first in the lists.
Listen
this song is awesomeness, though I don’t understand why you would name a band meatloaf.
“Friends applaud; the comedy is over.”
—Beethoven’s last words.
SO NEEDY
favorite ten results from googling “leah needs”.
1. Leah needs donations for that operation she has been saving up for…..that stick in her butt definitely needs to come out.
2. LEAH NEEDS OUR VOTES!!!!!
3. Leah needs to stop crying.
4. Leah needs more training before she becomes the big star that she is GOING TO BE.
5. Leah needs help to save her marriage.
6. Leah needs to be a strong independent woman.
7. Leah needs experienced, adult owners who will understand that this girl needs her space and does not like to be overly fussed over.
8. Leah needs to get her head out of Xenu’s butt and do something with this kid.
9. Leah needs a good home.
10. Leah needs to do some vocabulary building exercises.
“
How to get some work done in 2 easy steps.
Step 1: Find your internet browser of choice.
Step 2: Close it.
” —travors (via brilliantology) (via arood)