May 2011
76 posts
“I enjoy being indoors. I enjoy laying on couches, snacking, and reading...”
– Adam Scott on why he hates summer
“Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now. We got a real jam goin’ now. Welcome to...”
– Gustav Holst (via historysaidwhat)
Hobbit Dates And Titles Set →
parislemon:
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey hits December 14, 2012.
The Hobbit: There and Back Again hits December 13, 2013.
Watch“hate me, but don’t blame amy.” she has the best laugh.
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“These sets, they did actually destroy them. The rubble you see is actually the...”
– Rupert Grint, on filming the Battle of Hogwarts
Rupert Grint Talks Deathly Hallows Part Two →
Introducing your friend to a new fandom:
carazuri:
thirdandthird:
kira902k:
contenttoresent:
Expectations:
Reality:
This is the most accurate post I have ever seen.
^^^^^^
leah
LEAH
i love that you are both calling me out for opposite reasons.
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inedible: this is a post about food →
thirdandthird:
There’s nothing in my bowl but pasta sauce. Ten minutes ago, I said to my kitchen’s bartender, I said, “Bartender, make me a sandwich!” But since my kitchen doesn’t have a bartender, no one heard me and so I had to make my own food which ended up being pasta sauce. In a bowl.
“inedible: this is a post about food”
leah buckley is going to come see harry potter...
carazuri:
speaking the truth into existence
I AM GOING TO FIND ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS ON THE GROUND TOMORROW
(speaking the other necessary truth into existence)
"is this ad relevant to you?"
sometimes I think my answer to that question is more aspirational than honest.
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“I don’t have time to worry about all that. You know, I just don’t...”
– Nancy Pelosi’s advice to women rising in their careers who meet resistance from someone with other ideas of a woman’s proper role. So grateful for all the ladies like her who’ve cleared the way and made it easier for ladies like me. And probably you. (Pelosi on All Things...
attention people of tumblr:
Please stop putting entire paragraphs into tags. If you have something substantial to say, USE THE TEXT BOX. That’s what it’s there for. Tags are for categorizing things and occasionally a well-placed punchline. That’s all!
interview with Mike Schur (co-creator of Parks &... →
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i'm the tiniest bit embarrassed to admit i watch... →
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to all of the shows i watch on thursday nights...
why you gotta do this to me. i wanted to end this fabulous season of tv on a glorious high that would last me through the next four months, and NONE OF YOU DELIVERED. you all had delightful ups during your hour, but you all ended on a note that left me feeling deflated. ALL OF YOU. how are you. i’m looking at you, parks & rec, the office, and bones.
this makes me sick. f you, ben stein. →
3.) The prosecutors say that Mr. Strauss-Kahn “forced” the complainant to have oral and other sex with him. How? Did he have a gun? Did he have a knife? He’s a short fat old man. They were in a hotel with people passing by the room constantly, if it’s anything like the many hotels I am in. How did he intimidate her in that situation? And if he was so intimidating, why did...
IF A POST WARNS YOU THERE ARE SPOILERS AFTER THE...
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“We have a winner. I got my 1,000,000th email today complaining that I am not...”
– Tom Toles - The Washington Post (via charlietodd)
“I’ll be happy when the day comes when people don’t think it’s such a big deal to...”
– Kristen Wiig (as quoted on Autostraddle)
“slick new gig, slick new shades. what could go wrong?”
– morgan guillermo grimes, the little bearded one
OH DEAR SWEET TV GODS THANK YOU FOR SAVING CHUCK
“russians. so many russians.”
– john casey, american hero
“that guy might think he’s a hardass, but i’m the intersect.”
– chuck bartowski! what a bamf.
Amy Poehler’s laugh is part sweet innocence, part...
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today i learned
there is a whole tumblr dedicated to maru gifs.
the chipmunk versions of cara and me singing...
Oregon
me: blah blah blah, [answer to some tv trivia question,] i know a lot about tv.
Cara's boyfriend: that's ok.
me: ...I wasn't apologizing!!
